Fat Tie
shop-fat-tie.com · United States
We have devised a revolutionary way to take soft, cozy fabrics and make it the hippest, latest craze in K-5. Created by Mari Gallen, a University of Florida alum and a fashion design graduate of Los Angeles Trade Tech, Fat Tie was born when she woke up in the middle of the night, after studying for a Quantum Mechanics exam, where all the forces of the universe were fresh in her mind, and shouted "Eureka! I've got it!" After avoiding a fist fight with her roommate for interrupting her beauty sleep, she jotted down some seriously complicated calculations:
(Ties + soft durable cotton) = the future of kids clothing = (cool x 10 / the square root of…
Anyway, the point is that she single-handedly devised a solution for converting time and space into a single vertex that actually selects printed design ties on its own. Then after a quick lateral wave of sunlight is added to the mix, the actual element in the universe responsible for creating positive energy is fused into the tie (we can't remember what it’s called, but that's not important right now…). So, the best way to insure that your kid is the next CEO of a billion dollar software company, or the first 5-year-old president, is to run out and buy em' a genuine, no holds barred, Fat Tie shirt!
See, I told you we rocked!